Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Bullish Thoughts: How Disgusting


Bullish Thoughts: How Disgusting

Bullish Thoughts discusses some ungodly British behavior, money transfer mania and bad mouthing, dump retailers, Chinese and Nigerian c-samples, creative accounting, CPIX anomalies and attempts to raise cancer awareness in this issue.


Bullish Thoughts is disgusted.

Below is an extract from the 15 October 2010 issue of Bullish Thoughts:

“…Of atheists and British political leaders

Ed Miliband, the new British labour leader, has stated in no uncertain terms that he doesn’t believe in God. He did not say whether he believes in Charles Darwin’s Evolution Theory either.

His brother David Miliband (former Foreign Secretary) has also confessed his atheism.
Ed Miliband’s declaration means two of the three leaders of major British political parties are self-proclaimed atheists.

Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, also confirmed he does not believe shortly after being named Liberal Democrat leader.

Another “notable” Briton, theoretical physicist and cosmologist, Stephen Hawking recently pronounced that he believes God is not necessary in our lives. No wonder he doesn’t talk!

Bullish Thoughts being a Christian, is just concerned by these developments in the UK.

Maybe that’s why behaviours which are worse than that of pigs and dogs are celebrated.”…


Bullish Thoughts also remembers the noise around the two Malawian “men” who decided God’s wrath on Sodom & Gomorrah was child’s play and wed in public. Never mind the fact they went on to be wed in the joint during their short spell.

Here is what disgusted Bullish Thoughts:

Accept gays or forget UK aid

It is now official: poor African countries including Malawi must abandon their rigidity against same sex marriages as a condition for receiving British aid. Britain’s International Development Secretary Andrew Mitchell is quoted in UK's The Daily Mail through his spokesperson that Britain has resorted to cut aid to African countries that are against gay marriages.  The Malawi government has responded by saying homosexuality is unacceptable and no amount of threats can bully Malawi to legalise it, even if means Britain keeping its aid! That is the measure of government's resolve as it insists it will not bow down to pressure from Britain to relax on its stance against same sex marriages. The British government was reported on Sunday that it has frozen aid of about MWK 4.8bn to Malawi because of position on gay rights. The Malawi government has blamed the British government of using Malawi's economic status to impose its beliefs and bemoaned the influence that developed countries put on developing countries which are unrealistic in the sense that they demean the sovereignty of other countries.

Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Agrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

God have mercy please!


No ching ching for Zhing Zhong Condom supplier

A South African court has blocked the government from buying 11 million Chinese condoms, saying they are too small.

The finance ministry had awarded a contract to a firm called Siqamba Medical, which planned to buy the Phoenurse condoms from China.

A rival firm, Sekunjalo Investments Corporation, turned to the High Court in Pretoria after losing the bid, arguing that their condoms were 20 percent larger than the Chinese ones.

Judge Sulet Potterill blocked the deal with Siqamba, ruling that the condoms were too small, made from the wrong material, and were not approved by the World Health Organisation.

South Africa has more HIV infections than any country in the world, with 5.38 million of its 50 million people carrying the virus.

Bullish Thoughts was just left wondering if the Chinese were trying to maximize on material or they used the wrong sample.

But one thing for sure is that this call option on society’s moral decadence will be big business 2 years down the line particularly with more and more governments toying with the idea of condoms in schools and agrhhhhhhh in prisons as well. There certainly are some British elements even in Zimbabwe’s parliament!

iMobile iMoney iTransfer…

Bulls & Bears will be launching its mobile money transfer services in a few hours. The team is still toying with the name for the product but the byline will be something like:

“No Internet Required. No Strawberry (oops Blackberry) Required. Only iPhone 4S and No Sim Card”

Nobody does  iMobile iMoney iTransfer better than iBulls n iBears!



Zim imported inflation anomaly…

A Bulls n Bears subscriber sent Bullish Thoughts n email asking why Zimbabwe’s inflation seemed to be continuously rise despite the Rand weakening materially versus the US$.

Ordinarily one would expect that as the Rand weakens, Zimbabwe importers would get more Rands for their US$. The South African CPIX is fairly flat, so the expectation is that Zimbabwean prices should be either fairly steady if not falling.

At least that’s the expectation from any rational person cum consumer!

Bullish Thoughts hasn’t done any comprehensive checks on what he thinks is the reason the country doesn’t benefit from a weakening rand especially on consumer goods (both durable and non-durable) so he will make an assumption:

Importers are DUMB! Yes, he thinks they are dumb.

The price increases the country witnesses on products out of South Africa is purely because importers DO NOT ACTIVELY (adequately/ sufficiently)  participate in the currency market. And most likely the bankers are not helping the situation as they would prefer to trade for their own positions.

The issue Bullish Thoughts is putting across here is that if the Rand goes to ZAR7.94 and every importer keeps their US$ in their bank accounts, that means nothing for Zimbabwe.

For the Rand weakness benefit to filter into the shops, there is therefore the need for importers to actively trade in Rands, i.e., buy the currency in its weakness and sell in strength.

That was they will maximise the ZAR in their accounts and then be over time able to pass on the benefit of a weakening Rand to consumers.

Well, it’s just a thought but Bullish Thoughts challenge you to check how many importers have dedicated Treasury teams specializing in currency risk hedging.

Bullish Thoughts is waiting to get the feedback from the OK Zimbabwe, TM, SPAR, Delta, etc about the ZAR strategy vis-à-vis the currency’s sensitivity to investors’ risk aversion bouts on emerging markets and their currencies.

At ZAR7.94, Bullish Thoughts says the Rand is still a worth buy.

Zimbabwe's headline consumer inflation quickened to 4.3% year-on-year in September from 3.5% in August. Zimstats figures showed increases in the prices of food, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, as well as transport and communication were behind the jump in inflation. Utility charges, especially electricity, also drove inflation higher after the state power utility raised prices by 31% in September. On a month-on-month basis, CPI accelerated to 0.8% from 0.1% in August.



Chartered Creation of Accounts…

A colleague brought this particular quote by attributed to Benjamin Graham, Warren Buffet’s mentor:

"Contrary to expectations, no changes will be made in the company's manufacturing or selling policies. Instead, the bookkeeping system is to be entirely revamped. By adopting and further improving a number of modern accounting and financial devices, the company's earnings power will be amazingly transformed"

Bullish Thoughts can only say: Be scared of the financial reports published by these listed companies. Unless there is a reasonable dividend at possibly 3-4x cover, be scared of good results which are cashless. Unless of course you are a Berkshire Hathaway shareholder!

Profits are just opinions of accountants. Dividends and cash are facts so just get the facts not IASB/IFRS reclassifications/ modifications to accounting practices!


Lastly…

Bullish Thoughts is not your typical sungura/cele/museve and genre kind of consumer but he is saddened by the passing on of Tongai Moyo. The first and last time Bullish Thoughts saw the man was at Extra Mile some weeks back where “Muchina Muhombe” was the act ahead of Sulumani Chimbetu. Those who knew the guy (assumed show regulars) couldn’t believe the state of the man. He was not well!

Suffice to say that cancer is increasingly becoming a top killer in the country, the man fought his battle (and very publicly too). Just like Steve Jobs, it was probably for 7 or so years.

Bullish Thoughts has two things to say here:

The first is that October is the Breast Cancer Awareness Month so get a check up from your spouse or doctor to allow for early intervention if you have the disease.

The second is that the whole purpose of Bulls n Bears series is to improve financial intelligence. That’s why the service is for free…to financially educate as many people as we can. Death is the only certainty in life so prepare today for it. Prepare for your family and colleagues. Save money, invest in real estate or such other assets with a resellable characteristics. Or get a life policy that will take care of the family after you the breadwinner is gone. As for the life policies, if you don’t know where to get them, get in touch and we will assist you FOR FREE again.

Invest Wisely!


**The author of this report does not hold shares in any of the companies discussed/ mentioned in this report.

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