Sunday, January 29, 2012

Bullish Thoughts: Your pizza in 1 hr or go suck it up!


Cash shortages back?

Bullish Thoughts went to his business bank Friday afternoon to get cash for the "junta" at home's weekend invoice.

The banking hall is also quite a distance from the workplace, some 10km or so.

Having arrived and dully checking the balance and satisfying self the account was fully funded, a withdrawal slip was duly completed with a grin...you know the January grin where you behave as if you have just picked the money in your account from the bin even if it's yours!

Handing the teller the withdrawal slip at this indigenous bank so much disliked by Gilbert Muponda, Bullish Thoughts was told that he could only withdraw $500.00. Yes, $500.00!

The budget had $200 fees balance, $50 diapers, $200 loan repayment, $50 ballet fees, new hairstyle and new shoes for the junta, etc etc.

All the whining and complaining yielded no more of the money in the bank.

Getting back to the office, Bullish Thoughts did discover on his Facebook posts that he was not the only aggrieved depositor. A number of posts were just like $500.00...argrhhhhhh!

Bullish Thoughts was therefore left unable to "turn it up" with Miller this prejudicing Delta Beverages bottom line as no $$$$$$ were left for the wise waters budget.

What makes Bullish Thoughts angry is that Miller is on promotion costing only a $1 and that Gideon Gono had earlier been quoted in the media saying the banking sector is safe.

Worse still be lady teller was rude when asked why the there was a limit placed on withdrawals to a measly $500.00.

She was like "Ndozvatiri kuita izvozvo!" (That's what we are doing)

Fachii!!!!

Cash rationing is the last thing Bullish Thoughts want to experience and he is going to redirect his business to "banks".

These days, a customer can only vote with his feet and business/money.

No wonder why  more than a $bn is floating underground!



Get your pizza in 1 hr or go suck it up!

Bullish Thoughts gotta say, the current level of customer service in this country is probably something out of Jurassic Park...more like  Customer service...the age of dinosaurs!

Bullish Thoughts senior and the little Miss Bullish Thoughts decided to treat ourselves to a Pizza in the evening of Saturday after an extremely busy day...

"Daddy, let's go home!" had been said a dozen times during the day where daddy was dragging her along to the office.

Finally, around 7pm, a pizza was surely in order to try and regain the favour from the little 'junta'.

After passing through the Belgravia food court and seeing a swarm of people, we decided on Sam Nujoma Street Extension food court. It seemed like a wise decision... It usually is.

The lady who accepted the order said, they had so many orders and we we going to wait between 20-25 minutes. Well,it seemed OK under the circumstances.

10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40, 45 minutes and the pizza was nowhere in sight and no one even volunteered an explanation for the inordinate delay.

50 minutes later it was discovered that Bullish Thoughts' order had been "mysteriously" skipped by the back office printer.

Before this communication, the pizza had been hurriedly put on the rack or whatever it is that heats up and cooks/ fries it.

Naturally, Bullish Thoughts asked for money back because waiting for a pizza for 60 minutes was unreasonable anywhere in the world...never mind even trying to get it for free!

"I will give you your refund if you no longer want to wait", came the reply.

As if we had not waited long enough!

Worse still no apology.


Perhaps it's high time I switched to wood fired Pizza.

Marketers out there (some a even chartered"), the customer service mantra has gone to the hyenas!


Upcoming corporate empires...

It was quite interesting to note that SAKUNDA Energy is now practically running Zimbabwe's fuel value chain...with >40% of the market share.

Bullish Thoughts says that even though fuel is a low margin business, it's probably high time corporate financiers did some work and convinced this business to list on the ZSE instead of some marginal entities whose net worth is less than the wardrobe of their sponsors.

Croco Motors is another upcoming corporate which seems to have entrenched itself materially in the vehicle selling and servicing. The high margin Premier Auto brand also seems to be doing quite well if the volume of the Land & Range rovers plus the iconic Jaguars one is seeing in Harare are anything to go by.


CFI...a smart business choice?

Bullish Thoughts found it quite interesting that CFI seems to be now working on all the facets of the business.

Remember the proposed sale of Dore & Pitt? Interestingly, management had thought a firm with a corporate structure like CFI could drill boreholes profitably...just how many boreholes can be drilled on this market? Anyway, there has been no feedback regarding the progress registered in this fire sell.

Victoria Foods, well, rumor has it that at one point the management were looking at an asking price of $10m...yes, $10m for that asset. Only God knows how obsolete that plant now is!

What doesn't or isn't making sense to Bullish Thoughts is why the company needs strategic partners for Crest Poultry.

Are the partners going to lay eggs or they are Brazil bred chickens?

We wait and we shall find out. It's a mystery how one can fail to manage a chicken business!


ZEBRAS painted black

All Bullish Thoughts can say is that the Zebras of Botswana were painted black by Guinea. Never before has a soccer team displayed such a dull game of soccer.


Chipolopolo: The pride of Southern Africa


Every southerner is happy Chipolopolo has made us proud by progressing to the quarter finals.

Bullish Thoughts gotta confess though.

He spent the last 15 minutes of that second half clutching his scrotum & its contents so that the Lions of Teranga could not roar and score!

Yes, that ritual we used to do back in primary school in the early 90s when a penalty kick was being taken!

And boy, we're the Lions of Teranga not reduced to useless "Mofasas"?

Zambia now probably is going to play the former Ivory Coast.

Bullish Thoughts sees this as a good thing for Zambia.

"THE ONLY WAY TO GET SMARTER IS TO PLAY A SMARTER OPPONENT"- FUNDAMENTALS OF CHESS

Invest Wisely!


**The author of this report does not hold shares in any of the companies discussed/ mentioned in this report.

Bulls n Bears
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